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You’ve mastered the pentastack; you’re maxed (maxxed?) out on protein; you have Dr. Garth Fisher on speed dial. But are you sufficiently concerned with the state of your vagina? If not, Sarah DiGregorio’s latest piece might have you reconsidering everything—presuming you’re the type of person who believes it is, in fact, possible to have a “top one percent vagina,” à la Kate Tolo, current girlfriend of notorious longevity influencer Bryan “Don’t Die” Johnson. (Who recently wondered publicly if he’s “taken this whole longevity thing too far,” thus doing the only thing he could to possibly surprise us at this juncture: showing some degree of self-awareness.)

That was a lot of information! Let’s cleanse our brains on this lovely summer Friday by either agreeing or disagreeing with Chris Murphy’s advice for Tom Holland, and thanking our lucky stars we don’t live in the same house as Eric Goode, the Tiger King director and reptile enthusiast. More tomorrow!

HILLARY BUSIS,
FEATURES EDITOR

A “Top One Percent” Vagina Is the Newest Status Symbol in Longevity Circles

BY SARAH DIGREGORIO

Move over, blood boys and peptides: Influencers, start-ups, and venture capital are suddenly working overtime to help women optimize their genitals.

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COMMENTARY

Tom Holland Is King of the Summer Box Office. Now It’s Time for Him to Grow Up.

BY CHRIS MURPHY

With The Odyssey and Spider-Man: Brand New Day, the 30-year-old actor is dominating the box office this summer while playing two childish roles. We think it’s time for the actor to hang up the tights.

TELEVISION

Tiger King Filmmaker Exposes His Own Past With the Illegal Reptile Trade

BY SAVANNAH WALSH

Director Eric Goode admits he was “part of the problem” in the new HBO docuseries Monsters of God, which takes his gonzo style of documentary to dangerous new levels: “People don’t realize how fucking crazy we are,” he tells VF in his first major interview about the series.

Video

Ariana Grande and Bowen Yang Get Wickedly Honest With Each Other

BY VANITY FAIR

With the release of the Grammy-winner’s eighth studio album Petal, we revisit the time when Grande and her fellow Shiz University classmate Bowen Yang took the hot seat for VF’s lie detector test.

Relive the fun as the costars grill each other about the moon landing and whether Bowen thinks Ariana is a better kisser than Sydney Sweeney.